Hey, let's have a 3-in-1 coffee shall we?
Brb...
Darn... I was writing something funny and then the PC hanged. Now it feels awkward repeating the same joke because all that was erased up to this point. For documentation purposes I'll write it again.
What I said was, so you modeled [] me huh? Do you also pee standing? ROTFLMAO. Then I said you should try this device:
Then I said, you better wash thoroughly when you are through. Otherwise the Candida Albican is gonna have a party down there LOL.
Women... So complicated... LOL.
I like it this way. I am not preoccupied with External Affairs and I say whatever I like without having to be self-conscious about things I say. I am seriously playful, but I am playfully serious.
I know you like 3-in-1 coffee too. So did you try my recommendations?
This will be my last Blog. As long as I don't make it Public, I can go on perpetually on this platform. I just want to free flow here.
Let me give some moral support to Aush:
#traxxfm Hey buddy. Flying solo huh? Can you spin Dreams of Fire by Katie Melua? I like to dedicate that to
The thing about dealing with people is you can get snubbed. That's the part that [] hate the most. Same thing with courting girls. They play hard to get. All I want is having a good time. Wouldn't it [] easier for everybody if nobody try to play hard to get game?
As you can see, I am not entirely into fucking all the time. I just like women, that's all. To fuck, the person must pass my stringent level o[n] cleanliness.
Even me, before I go for a fuck, I will scrub my body clean. I will use the RM30 body wash that smell like expensive perfume. I will brush my teeth and gargle with the mouth wash. I will also clean shave and manscape my bush. Then I will spray my most expensive eau de toilette (Polo Blue) at my neck, arm pit and my groin.
Of course before sex I shower again together with the Gayshas (I will lather them).
As you can see, I don't simply pickup girls at the bar on Friday nights. I don't like drunk girls who are not fresh. They have to be really clean. That's why I prefer the Gayshas.
The bed sheet is fresh too.
I had sex in many places around the world. I can say that the Gaysha concept in Malaysia is the best. They are freelancers but they are attached to the hotel. There is no pimp. If I am not mistaken according to Jessica, out of the RM230 she makes, the hotel makes RM80.
So it is a decent living for her. She makes on the average RM5 k a month. I suspected she makes more. She was just giving me the figure because I asked her how much it takes for her to maintain her lifestyle.
She had a boyfriend before but the guy rode on her earning, leeching much like a pimp. So she broke off with him and became a freelancer.
I also tried street walker when I was in Penang. Very poor service. These Gayshas are very professional. I call it a Triple A service. A for massage, A for blowjob and A for fuck.
What I normally do is after they massage me, I return the favor by servicing them. I explained, today I service you. They appreciate it much. Customers can be real jerks at times. One policeman pointed his gun at a Gaysha while he humped her. That is sick.
These Gayshas have good hearts Sarah. They are not like the Karaoke or Dangdut GROs who are out there to skin their customers. The[r]e are hardworking honest girls.
Imagine Sarah, when we [] the Den, they will parade in front of you. The pretty ones are useless. I normally asked the Captain who gives the best service. This is my trick; I LET THE CAPTAIN CHOOSE. He knows the one who is customer friendly and gives real satisfaction.
So if you are not pretty and you don't give good service, you cannot last in this Survival of the Sluttiest environment.
Also I will tell them that today is my birthday and they are my birthday present. That line works like a charm. I normally get an A+ service.
Of course the Ferrero Rocher was my dowry.
Brb... Dinner...
I butt fucked a Gaysha once. It was while we were in action that she said, for extra RM100 I can fuck her ass. So out of curiosity I agreed. Turned out she enjoyed anal sex. I fucked her until she came (this was a surprise discovery for me). I didn't enjoy the experience. Beyond the rectum ring, it's just hollow. I wonder what happened to the shit. There was no shit on my condom.
Still, I am more curious than aroused with the whole experience.
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I also had an experience with a tranny by the name of Erin. She was drop dead gorgeous. After my encounter with Erin, I am convinced that trannys are girls with dicks rather than boys with tits as I always thought. I can testify that they are the third gender.
Erin is very clean. So I was very turned on by her the moment I set eyes on her. She wore a set of blue contact lenses and her skin was smoother tha[t] some girls I met.
So straight away I said I want to see her cock. She undressed and she was already hard.
"It's small (kecik aje)," she said shyly, politely, humbly.
My gosh, it was like the cock of a 9 years old.
I said, I want to suck it. That is why I am here, I told her.
So she let me sucked it. It was like sucking a cigarello LMAO. I cannot really describe the feeling. It was fun but I think I was too gullible. I sucked until she came inside my mouth. It was pretty quick. So I guess she was pretty horny too.
Then something weird happened. I felt something flaky in my mouth. When I spit out there was this square white confetti-like particle in my mouth, How weird was that! Erin quickly took a towel and wiped my hand and mouth preventing me from studying this particle.
All I can say is it is white and about one millimeter square.
I didn't butt fuck her because of my experience with the Gaysha. Blowjob was not that great either, she made me wear condom (I told you she was very clean). So I asked her to butt fucked me. Not my cup of tea. Hence, I asked her to stroke my cock while she humped me.
All and all I would go for a tranny again for the fact that they are more feminine than women.
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Actually I had 3 other occasions where *tranny[x] sucked my cock. The best blow job I had was from Juliana. She was so good that it felt better than fucking a pussy. Her mouth actually trembled when she sucked my cock. She must be pretty turned on. She was also a very beautiful tranny.
I don't mind trannys at all. They are as I said girls with dicks.
* OK baby, I hear you.
Once I picked up a street walker tranny and did it behind BHV 911. I was a bit drunk then. This one I butt fucked. Still, even though I came, I just did it because I already paid for it. THERE IS NOTHING SPECTACULAR ABOUT BUTT FUCKING. It only looks very appealing in porn but in reality it is a messy experience.
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Once, while I was a student I got a black gay guy sucked my cock. I did it because AGAIN I was curious to know if I am gay. I didn't enjoy the experience at all. He came by jerking off while sucking my cock. I was counting the minutes waiting for it to be over, His mustache stubs kept rubbing on my cock. It was so unpleasant LOL.
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I guess the best sex I had was when I went for oil massage. No fucking. I like the part where they insert their finger into my ass while stroking my cock. Not all masseurs does it. I had to recruit and train them to do that LOL. I will then tip them RM50; which is a standard practice for a happy ending massage.
My favorite masseur was Tum Tum from China. She was an obliging student LOL. Once I paid RM100 tip for Tum Tum to suck my cock. I made her my girlfriend. Too bad on the day I came to fuck her, she had a customer. After that I never see her again and the place shut down.
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I like fucking masseurs because I was more relaxed after a real good body massage (unlike the Triple A massage). Normally I do a 2 hours massage and at times 4 hours. This was the Thai Body Massage. 4 hours is only RM200. Well worth it. You basically get treated like a king. Of course fucking masseurs you lose in the looks department but what the heck, I was hard and horny LOL.
This is the difference between me and Ameezan. He fucked the face, I fucked the heart. So I always get a great fuck regardless of the looks.
I think I might have a child with one Thai masseur. She wanted me to squirt inside every time I fucked her. I kept telling her, no baby, no baby.
"No, no baby," she assured me.
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Well Sarah, here I am walking in the dark with a cloak on. I have no secret with you. Although *no[t] I wonder if I am talking to a girl or a guy pretending to be a girl LMAO.
Whatever it is Larry, Sarah better be a tight ass PPS nymph when I meet her. As you can see I am into REAL women. So no thanks to boys with tits, you hear?
* Whew! I'm glad we sort that one out Sarah.
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Speaking of boys with tits, I am actually one of them. My nickname in school is Kopek (East Coast dialect means breast) because I have the man boobs. It runs in the family:
Chicks love sucking my tits Sarah. I love it when they suck my tits while stroking my cock.
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OK that's pretty much my dark side. Other mischief that I did I already mentioned in the 7 Swords. This are the inner side that nobody else knows. Now you know and I bet Legion X know too. So are those damn Spooks. Oh whaddaheck. You better win a Nobel Prize in Anthropology because I am doing all this for the benefit of the human race LOL.
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