When I was a little boy I dangled head down by the ledge of my grandma's house window ready to fall. Then I said, "Oh God, is this the way I'm gonna die?"
Then as if there was an invisible hand pulling me up, I survived my first near death experience. I think I was 5 then.
There was the time when Sekolah Alam Shah ran out of water. We all went to a neighboring swimming pool situated in a Teachers College.
I was a novice swimmer but I went to the diver's end and jumped. As I was about to surfaced, I felt my legs were locked and I cannot move. I saw my life flashed by.
As I was struggling, A friend jumped in an pulled my head. Immediately I could move again.
While crossing a busy street I did not notice a mini bus on my left until I was on the middle of the road. So while the bus was breaking frantically, I ran sideways while keeping my left eyes on the bus' bumper.
In Nebraska I had a head on collusion. Again my life flashed by.
#traxxfm While I owned the jinx WDL 898, I had another head on collusion on an outstation trip. It was so hard that my glasses propelled forward from my face. I was unharmed.
#traxxfm Once I was riding my superbike at 200 km/hour and a dog crossed the highway. I braked so hard that the bike slide as if I was on ice. I barely missed the dog's tail.
In a separate occasion I was on the superbike revving at a traffic light. On my right was a huge bus. So I cannot see the traffic coming from my right. All I did was focusing on the light to turn green,
The moment it was green I accelerated; only to find a mini bus appearing from the right. I braked so hard that my rear wheel was tilted in mid air. It was a front wheelie. Everybody in the bus stood up.
#traxxfm Hi honey, been listening while reminiscing my close calls with death with Sarah. Cheers hon... Do good yeah?
#traxxfm Of course there was the time I was hacked on left cranium with with a machete. That earned me the 7 stitches.
#traxxfm I guess the weirdest of them all was when I tried committing suicide. I stabbed myself at the heart with the Gerber Black Dagger but it didn't pierce. Then I stabbed my whole body with it and it was the same outcome.
I didn't slice through because I didn't want a flesh wound. I wanted to pierce myself.
#traxxfm Awww shit! White Chicks song! Aah well, the lesson from all these is when it is not your time to go you won't go. As for me I want to COME and GO at the same time LOL.
#traxxfm CC2U baby: That will be the dose for the day with Els.
I don't really need a full fledged wife really. I mean, I got Lizzie and that's how I fill her cup too. In your case Sarah, you have a VERY BIG cup to fill LMAO.
I am donezo (Els favorite word)...
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