Saturday, 24 August 2019

24/8/19 ***The Key to my happiness

I must be thin

To be thin I must be able to withstand hunger.

In addition I must do all these:

The following are my 55th birthday resolutions:

  1. I will no more smoke cigarettes and cannabis
  2. I will no more pay for cunts
  3. I will no more visit Facebook and Chedet.cc
  4. I will no longer Tweet TraXX
  5. I will cut of Sarah and Els from my life entirely
  6. I will only spend RM100 a month
  7. I will save RM200 a month
  8. I will no longer eat sugar
  9. I will practice 16/8 by skipping breakfast everyday
  10. I will exercise 1 hour a day everyday
  11. I will never drink 3-in-1 coffee ever again
  12. I will never eat bread
  13. I will never eat peanut butter
  14. I will do house chores everyday
  15. I will stop taking Nicorette
  16. I will lose 30 kg by December 2019
  17. I will not eat rice at home
  18. I will not sleep later than 2:00 am
  19. I will read everyday
  20. I wash my own car

ACTA NON VERBA

That is not so hard to do.

My worst time was when I had no money and I smoked cigarettes and dope.  My best years was when I was thin, a runner and smoke free.

So back to being thin and to withstand hunger.

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